"Jet and Kobra??" Ghoul says. "Haven't seen 'em since this morning. They're probably sleeping in." \nWell he was helpful.\n\n[[Ask someone with a better answer|ASK DR DEATH]]\n[[Ask someone cute|ASK PONY]]\n[[Ask a little girl|ASK CY]]

Fuckin' vamps man? Why is it always Vamps?\n \n"Shit, I should probably bring along the boys, don't wanna die because I was too dumb to get 'em."\n\nWHAT DO YOU DO??\n\n[[Get Fun Ghoul, Jet Star, and the Kobra Kid|GET]]\n[[Fuck them, I can do this on my own|ARROGANT]]\n[[What am I thinking?? Food is better than Vamps.|NEST]]\n[[Sleep in, who cares|SLEEP]]\n[[Maybe you should shower. Just maybe|SHOWER]]\n

You decide you should probably join your friends. You all pack up your ray guns, grab your mask/helmet/sunglasses/ect and climb into the car. The sky over head is clear and nice. Except everything is dirt colored. Fuckin' deserts. Why is everything a different shade of brown. You miss living in the city, but you shrug it off. \n\nWHAT DO YOU DO NOW??\n[[Drive towards the highway|DRIVE]]\n[[Make someone else drive|GHOULDRIVE]]\n[[Tell everyone they should just run there instead|RUN]]\n

"Jet and Kobra are on their way, don't worry so much, mother."\nYou are slightly offended.\n\nBut damn, Show Pony's got some hip bones.\n[[Admire Pony's hips|ADMIRE]]\n[[Ask a little girl|ASK CY]]\n[[Ask someone smart|ASK DR DEATH]]\n[[Ask your best friend|ASK GHOUL]]

"How about we just run there?? It might take longer but it's good excersize." You say. \n"Are you fuckin' stupid?" Kobra mocks. "Highway 505 is miles from here." \n"Yeah you're right. Get in the car then." You say, shyly. \n\n[[Drive|DRIVE]]\n[[Make someone else drive|GHOULDRIVE]]

You decide to go back to the nest to find your friends. And to grab some grub.\n\n[[Get going!!|NEST]] \n[[NEVERMIND, I don't need them, pssh.|ARROGANT]]

Quit staring, get back to finding your friends, shit head. \n\n[[Ask Ghoul|ASK GHOUL]]\n[[Ask the little girl|ASK CY]]\n[[Ask Death|ASK DR DEATH]]

You decide to go the nest. Smart idea, food sounds great right now. You look down to your rumbling stomach. You know the menu already: refried, cold, canned beans and MAYBE some old gas station food IF you're lucky. It's not appealing but, shit, it's better than nothing. \n\nYou arrive to see Doctor Death Defying, Show Pony, Fun Ghoul, and a few other various killjoys lurking about the nest. Jet Star and the Kobra Kid are late as usual, sleeping in probably. You don't blame them, if you could you would. You sit down and start eating your food, yet still no Jet Star or Kobra Kid in sight. A little weird, but not too uncommon for the two of them. \n\nWHAT DO YOU DO?? \n[[Ask Ghoul where he thinks Jet and Kobra are|ASK GHOUL]]\n[[Ask Dr Death. He knows where everyone is|ASK DR DEATH]]\n[[Ask Show Pony. He might know|ASK PONY]]\n[[Ask Show Pony's little sister, Cy|ASK CY]]

You chose to sleep\nYou walk away\nand leave this place the same today\nSome like to sleep\nYou like to sleep\nYou're a useless member of society\n\n[[Join your friends, jackass|JOIN]]

You stare into her eyes. You're pretty sure that puppies couldn't even get this cute, and decide that if she is a demon, you are now a Satanist. \n\n[[Talk about the vamp problem already|TALK]]

You put the key in the ignition and go. Your car races through the desert to the location. When you see the sign that barely reads "HIGHWAY 505", you get onto it and drive in the direction Dr D said they'd be. After a few miles you see them off in the distance. \n"Looks like 4 vamps, we can take 'em." Jet says calmly. \nYou park the car off to the side and everyone shuffles out. You cock your ray guns and start walking towards the vamps, whose backs are turned to you. \n\nWHAT NOW??\n[[Scream like a wild banshee and run towards them|SCREE]]\n[[Stealthily sneak up behind them and shoot them|STEALTH]]\n[[Get back in the car and run them over|OUCH]]

Cy stares at you. Her cute eyes pierce your heart. She gets up on her tiptoes, beconing for you to come closer, so she can whisper in your ear. "I think they'll be here in 30 seconds" she whispers. "That's a pretty big assumption, are you a pyscic?" you ask jokingly. \nA few seconds later, Jet and Kobra walk through the door. \n"Wow, pretty accurate."\n\nWHAT NOW?\n[[Stare at little girl, ponder if demon|DEMON]]\n[[Talk about vamp problem|TALK]]

You decide to shower. But there is no working shower here. The best you can do is swim in the lake, but why would you do that?? Only BLI/nd employies take showers. Don't be a stuck up douche, reader. It's just a shower.\n\n[[Continue to smell gross, get to nest|NEST]]\n[[What are you doing NOT going after those vamps? GET GOING|VAMPS]]\n[[Sleep all week|SLEEP]]\n

Your eyes flicker open. You look around and take in your surroundings. There's a bunch of items strewn across the room, including a poster with your face on it. It says EXTERMINATE in big letters, with a giant X through your face. It doesn't surprise you, you hang it there for a laugh now and then. Next to it are the same poster, but with your friends faces on it. An old radio starts cackling and a booming voice comes over the speakers. "Look alive, killjoys. We got a group of vamps hammerin' it full speed towards Highway 505. Keep an eye out for trouble, don't get ghosted, and make sure to make it down to the nest for breakfast." You yawn and sit up, crawl out of bed, put on your jacket, grab your ray gun and the radio, and grab the car keys.\n\nWHAT DO YOU DO NOW?? \n[[Go to nest, you're hungry|NEST]]\n[[Sleep in for a few hours, fuck it|SLEEP]]\n[[Check out the vamps on Highway 505, fuck shit up|VAMPS]]\n[[Take a shower, fuckin hippie|SHOWER]]

You chose to sleep\nYou walk away\nand leave this place the same today\nSome like to sleep\nYou like to sleep\nYou're a useless member of society\n\n[[UGH FINE, go to nest|NEST]]\n[[Well a shower would be better|SHOWER]]\n[[Vamps are more fun than the nest, lets do that|VAMPS]]

"Alright guys, what are we gonna do about those Vamps." Ghoul says.\n"Who cares, let's just kill 'em." Kobra sighs. \n"Are we even sure there's anything else there other then vamps. Like, ya know... Scarecrows?" Jet warns. \n"We can take a few vamps, no problem. Scarecrow might take work but hey it's worth a try." you say. \nDr Death nods in agreement.\n"Show Pony, you coming with??" Jet asks.\n"Hell yeah, wouldn't wanna miss a firefight ever in my life." Pony laughs. \n\nWHAT DO YOU DO??\n[[FUCK that. Go back to bed|SLEEP2]]\n[[Go with 'em, don't be a pussy.|JOIN]]\n\n

You never even stood a chance.\n

Zero

Ghoul puts the key in the ignition and goes. The car races through the desert to the location. When you all see the sign that barely reads "HIGHWAY 505", Ghoul makes a turn onto it and drives in the direction Dr D said they'd be. After a few miles you see them off in the distance. \n"Looks like 4 vamps, we can take 'em." Jet says calmly. \nHe parks the car off to the side and everyone shuffles out. You cock your ray guns and start walking towards the vamps, whose backs are turned to you. \n\nWHAT NOW??\n[[Scream like a wild banshee and run towards them|SCREE]]\n[[Stealthily sneak up behind them and shoot them|STEALTH]]\n[[Get back in the car and run them over|OUCH]]

"I think they're on their way. Relaaax, Poison, you're all tensed up." \nHmph. Great help Dr. D.\n\n[[Ask someone cute|ASK PONY]]\n[[Ask a little girl|ASK CY]]\n[[Ask your best friend|ASK GHOUL]]

You realize it's damn near suicide since you don't know how many vamps there are and don't know if there's any scarecrows. You're not an idiot after all!!\n\n[[Find friends, kill shit.|NEST]]\n[[Go back to bed|SLEEP]]\n[[Hey!! A shower sounds nice!!|SHOWER]]